Yasiel Puig Trade is Part of the Master Plan, but Not the Plan Fans Want

Aloha, everybody, 

The Dodgers traded away Yasiel Puig, Matt Kemp, Alex Wood and Kyle Farmer in what many believe is the first step of a Master Plan toward acquiring a huge free agent, such as Bryce Harper or A.J. Pollack. 

Oh, it’s a Master Plan, alright. It’s just not the one you’re imagining.

Aloha, and Merry Christmas, everybody!